by Giggachad December 30, 2022
A potato cunt who laughs like a cut up potato and moves like a sliced potato. She also is a cannibal as she eats ... potatoes.
Me: mum, what’s for tea tonight?
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords
Me: ewwwww
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords
Me: ewwwww
by Gaycie hoe May 16, 2019
Mary and Cole are a couple that will be the best couple there is. They will have 3 kids 2 girls that will have blonde hair like there mother and 1 boy that will have red hair like there father. Mary and Cole will aways love each other forever. If you ever get a chance to meet them remember them forever.
by Bob did December 12, 2016
A girl that you fall in love with the first time you lay eyes on her. her beauty is so incredible. shes the closest thing to perfect all the way from how her hair falls perfectly too the way she smells good all the time. she can change your mood with just one look. she can light up a room by just walking into it. her smile is so pretty you can help but to smile back at her. shes the type of girl you would do anything for. you would put her before anything else even yourself. she doesnt need make up or to be changed in anyway she is perfect how she is. her body curves perfectly. the sound of her voice can make your knees weak. when ever your around her you get butterflies. shes loving and caring. great people person. shes a great friend to have and the best girlfriend you could find. her hugs can take away all your problems and make you feel all warm inside. her kisses make you melt. nothing beats cuddling with her at night you fall asleep instantly in her arms. shes the type of girl that changes your life. the kind of girl you give your all too. she deserves the best. she deserves to be called beautiful everyday and she deserves to be treated like a princess because thats what she is. nobody can ever compare to her. shes the only angel ive seen and there are no words to describe how you love her and there is no number to describe how much you love her. lets just say if you gave each star in the sky a reason why you would love her, there wouldnt be enough stars.
Guy1: Oh my god do you see katelin marie lillie today?
Guy2: No? why?
Guy1: she looks absolutely stunning
Guy2: No? why?
Guy1: she looks absolutely stunning
by pokepoke;) May 27, 2013
by HBKaboom August 16, 2011
“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”
‘Oh yeah?’
“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”
‘Oh yeah?’
“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”
by Fiendish English August 26, 2022