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Jake

Jake is that one guy who will have one singular friend and become the best friend ever known to mankind to that one friend and become a painfully average guy to everyone else.
Jake Being Painfully Average: “Hey.”

Random Guy: “Hey.”
by Not Id10t November 23, 2022
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Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
by appewy November 25, 2021
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Jake

Just a guy, he plays drums and bass, likes video games and movies, shoots guns and likes cars, listens to heavy metal and jazz and everything in between. He’s just a dude.
Girl: “He Abbey, I think Jake likes you.”
Abbey: “Nah he’s just a guy. We’re cool.”
by gfuel enthusiast April 25, 2022
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Jake Paul

A dumb dude on youtube trying to make money by clickbaiting little kids by putting sexy girls in thumbnails
you are as bad as jake paul
by EmmaR0LL September 8, 2018
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Jake paul

A handsome man who is happily married and makes dobe content and his songs are better than ricegums songs.DISS.
Person1:Why are you so happy

Person2:I watched jake Paul’s vlog
by ?Do you know my name May 3, 2018
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Jake Hoisington

An absolute G.O.A.T
by anonymous May 31, 2021
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Jakes

by Gordon_ September 26, 2023
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