Jack Wagon

A person who does not understand how to drive according to the rules of the road.

That Jack Wagon..He cut me off not even looking right

by JoeyT the Man October 15, 2021

hi-jacking

Word used to identify message board thread take overs.

The original post was about "holes" but some "hi-jacker" turned it into a peta discussion.

by raptorman July 27, 2004

Tribute Jack

To jack off onto someones picture.

I'm gonna give Megan Fox a real tribute jack or 2 tonight. I just picked up her Maxim spread.

by ganjanamo1979 February 1, 2010

jack-a-leg

A total, complete doofus who just can't seem to get anything right, ever. Can also be used to refer to an animal, such as a dog, who acts totally off-the-wall, unpredictable and sometimes anti-social.

That goddam black catahoula just went after my neighbor's friendly dog. She can be such a jack-a-leg sometimes.

by superaynumerouno July 13, 2009

Jack Tweedy

A inbred robot from Sheppey, who dislikes all human's and devours small children. A fire burns from his head, where the devil is known to have stayed.

*During an exorcism* Get the Jack Tweedy out of you Joe! Clean his gingerness! Burn away the impurity!!

*Joe* EEEEUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHHHH!

by Anononononononzonononononymous May 21, 2011

dick-jacked

To interrupt a male with conversation while he is at the urinal.

I was taking a leak and Dave wanted to talk about the Thompson account.

Man, you were dick-jacked.

by mr.ben August 7, 2006

slacker jack

a lazy, unemployable rapper. One who is rubbish at MC-ing.

Shucks!! that Morris cannot even get a job in Mcdonalds, he is rubbish at MC-ing and can not rap. What a slacker jack!

by jonnyradfar December 6, 2006