Ethan

Ethan is the hottest person ever who likes someone and you don’t expect it but they like him back and his body voice smile and personality is amazing

Omg there’s ethan

by Person1321 February 19, 2026

Ethansecond

One billionth of a zeptosecond.

How long it would take me to lick off the outer candy shell of the purple m&m before reaching her chocolate center.

“The purple m&m is so bad, I only lasted an ethansecond in bed with her!”

by M&M_Lover_69 March 10, 2026

Ethanphobia

Immense fear of people being named, or potentially being named, “Ethan.”

“AHHHHHH”
“What”
“Oh sorry, I thought your name was Ethan. I have Ethanphobia”

by Alotofphobias February 7, 2025

Ethan

my pretty and amazing boyfriend who i will love forever and ever

i love pookie ethan

by weirdofreak123 February 11, 2025

Ethical Gooner

A gooner who only goons to Rule 34 of a fictional character that they understand and that they know is over the age of 18.

Hey wanna goon to Jaiden Animations?
Nah, I'm an ethical gooner, I only goon to fictional characters. Can we goon to Fenneko instead?

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy February 12, 2025

Ethical Gooning

A moral debate or consideration to have when picking a topic, fictional character, or person to masturbate or 'goon' to, be it regarding mindset, physical appearance or conditions.

Guy 1: Dude, even if that anime girl is 8000 years old, she looks and acts like a little girl! I'm not gooning to children!

Guy 2: That's ethical gooning right there! You're so real, my man!

by uksho February 14, 2025

Ethan (IMC)

A Maralympic mascot that is a anthropomorphic Dalmatian (fur: brown) with green checkers.

“Where the fuck is Ethan (IMC)?”

by XsavierLOL February 17, 2025