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lol cake

Person 1: I'm starved, pass me a lol cake

Person 2: What ever
by Z{}_+=2$^% September 25, 2009
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strawberry cheese cake

When a female gives a man a blow job ,then you cum, you punch the girl in the nose and she bleeds so it looks like a strawberry cheese cake.
"I BLAMMED!! her then punched her in the nose and I gave her a strawberry cheese cake."
by Sneaky Tom May 27, 2008
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Wisconsin Cheese Cake

When your having sex you stuff your girls pussy with cheese, then have sex with her and cum on the cheese that is inside her pussy. You then take it out and you both eat it.
Dude “I made some Wisconsin Cheese Cake with your mom last night, she loved it. We saved some for you.”

Bro “Dude, cmon you know that only I’m aloud to do that to my mom.”
by xxxbigtityfucker69 December 2, 2019
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cake cutter carson

A man and a myth. He does not need to look at his cake. He only knows where to cut.
"Woah dude we got cake cutter carson in here"
"How did he do that he didnt even look"
by MemeMakerMario November 6, 2019
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Colorado Crab Cake

When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.
Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!

Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.

He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
by JTabd July 10, 2023
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russian crab cake

Where you take a shot of vodka out of her ass, then eat her ass.
Bro, I gave cheese a Russian Crab Cake last night. I was so wasted I didn't even care.
by Themathman13 March 2, 2018
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to step on my cake

Similar to raining on my parade, or shitting on my dreams (stronger than the former, weaker than the latter)
I really want to go to the Pitfall concert!
Well, too bad, it is all sold out already.
Why do you always have to step on my cake??
by plsdontsteponmycake November 7, 2022
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