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Dirty Jenkins

A wet rag used to clean your butt. Usually designated as a "dirty jenkins" so the rag will not be used elsewhere.
ex1: Oh no, I ran out of toilet paper and my Dirty Jenkins is in the wash.

I brought my Dirty Jenkins to the festival, so I don't have to wait in line to take a shit.
by charlieNo April 4, 2021
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dirty amarli

The act of a sexual intercourse where a man proceeds to poo in the girls mouth and then sticks his dick into the shit mouth and ejaculates then proceeds to run around with the shit dick singing never gonna give you up by rick Astley while she chokes to death
"ayy i did the dirty Amarli last night "
"dude that's nasty"
by lrigjre March 30, 2021
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Dirty zaire

When you want to have sex but your partner just stares at you.
I tried to get him in bed but he dirty Zaired me
by astriddominici April 15, 2020
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The Dirty Noob

It's what you call someone who has lost a competition in accordance to hair length.
"HAHA! Woodward you are The Dirty Noob! I won!"
by The Clean Noob June 15, 2009
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Dirty Chowder

The act of sticking your own finger up your own ass and then wiping said finger across your upper lip.
Scott: I don't remember Derek ever having a moustache? When did he grow that?
Kelly: He doesn't. I heard he sticks his finger up his ass then wipes it under his nose. It's called the Dirty Chowder.
Scott: That is one sick fuck!!!
by Old Man Neltson June 12, 2023
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Dirty Quaker

The sexual act of using a quaker oats cereal bar as an anal plug.
Guy 1:
My wife surprised the hell out of me last night when she pulled the Dirty quaker out of her ass and set it on the night stand.

Guy 2:
Holy shit!
by H. Karl September 16, 2011
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