April

This morning; the morning of the same day.

Man, my tummy started hurting out of nowhere this April.

by Chesnut Hater July 18, 2023

April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

by anonymous December 2, 2023

April 19th

The anti-give money, relief; they owe you money, now

T: “ I don’t make the rules” *show pic that says* “national give someone $10 if they are shorter than you day!”

M: no it’s not. Shows real definition of April 19th

by Low-key dead inside April 19, 2024

April 13th

HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DATE MEANS.
ONLY, YOU WON'T.
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT APRIL 13TH IS WHEN NO ONE GETS THE JOKE.
EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T READ THIS BATSHIT COMIC DOESN'T GET IT.
SO, IT'S SADDENING TO SEE NO ONE MAKING ROOM FOR APRIL 13TH.

TO BE THIS COMIC'S FAN IS A CURSE.
UNTIL YOU STOP READING. THEN YOU'RE CURED.

COULD YOU READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTENCE?
-KARKAT

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, April 13th, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today that people will recognize this date.

by carcIn0GenetIcIst April 14, 2021

april 3

national send soapy titty pics day

"bro, why did you send me a picture of your nipples in the shower?"
"dude don't you remember? its april 3!"

by jose puerco April 3, 2023

April 6th

Suck your boyfriend's dick day!

Let your gf suck your dick on this day!

BF: Wanna suck my dick?

GF: Sure! I mean, its April 6th after all

by randomdude101210 March 27, 2024

April 7

Global AuDHD Day. If you have an AuDHD friend give them their favourite food and show your love to them. If you're born this day you have 98.7% possibility of having AuDHD

"ah, it's April 7, gotta give mayonez to my best friend"
"I'm gonna surprise-hug my AuDHD friends cause it's April 7"

by nikki_datteri January 12, 2025