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by EpicCatz November 1, 2025
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AppleCare

The process of having intercourse with an Apple, while simultaneously having intercourse with your partner. It is usually recorded on an Apple device.
“Oooh, I hope she gives me some AppleCare”

What the hell is AppleCare?”

“Ok, so you know Apple, the company?”

“Yea”

“Cool, so basically you cut a hole in a real apple and then you-“

“I think I get the idea.”
by anonymous November 16, 2025
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Apple Snobs

Apple Snobs: Primarily associated with Generation Z, these individuals flaunt the latest, most expensive Apple phones as a social status symbol. While the term mainly targets younger generations, it can also apply to older ones like Generation X. Often, these Apple Snobs live at home, have no driving license, rarely travel abroad for holidays, and have limited financial means. They often look down on those who are less materialistic, who are content with simple, budget-friendly phones, even if those individuals have more wealth than them, like nice cars or homes.
Lee: Frank, remember that young lad at work who was all high and mighty last week? Walking around with his new Apple phone like he was the king of the world?"

Frank: I remember! He was looking down on me for using my Motorola.

Lee: He went to London, got apple picked last weekend, came back, tail between his legs.

Frank: LOL. How the worm turns,

Lee: LOL. There amusing these apple snobs bruv.
by Jamie Cheese November 22, 2025
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Apple-Cork Syndrome

Where a tuft of hair found near the back of the scalp sticks up, resembling an apple stem. This is most commonly caused by a double crown. While mostly being unwanted and unintentional, some style their hair this way for aesthetic reasons.
Look at Brian's hair, he's got Apple-Cork Syndrome.
by alius alibabwaus November 26, 2025
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apple-to-orange

Being the antonym for "apple-to-apple", this term refers to the comparison between two things (or more) that simply don't compare! For example, you were born on Sunday, February 22nd 2004. You aren't going to have ever celebrated your birthday during Ramadan until Sunday, February 22nd 2026. But still, you have always compared with the rapper Quavo who have once celebrated his birthday during Ramadan. And the last time this rapper celebrated his birthday was on Tuesday, April 2nd 2024.
Trying to compare my birthday on February 22nd 2004, with Quavo's Ramadan birthday is just an apple-to-orange situation; they’re worlds apart!
by Emotional Cruiser January 8, 2026
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Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Dave's running late, he just had to stop for an Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Guess what I had for Breakfast? An Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Do you boys want to stop in for a quick Apple Turnover And A Coffee?
by DunkyFonk January 9, 2026
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carmel apple

"hey Jim, I was with Brandon last night and he gave me a carmel apple."
by spiktakulus June 13, 2007
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