egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.

Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”

by Harryhardhelmet January 06, 2023

egg aisle

The place where eggs are stored in a grocery store.

Lexi: I need to go to the egg aisle.
Camden: The fuck is an egg aisle? You mean the Dairy Aisle?
Lexi: No, the egg aisle. Where they keep the eggs.

by v1rtuez January 02, 2018

laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".

Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.

by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023

I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.

Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”

by nrml February 13, 2024

egg pecker

Egg shaped head.

Look at jay baos head, hes got a egg pecker!

by Lisaannsbum November 09, 2021

Ivern Eggs

those honeyfruits from league of legends that restore health and mana.

"bro, i'm so low"
"just go grab some Ivern Eggs"
"great idea"

by gimme Lamp February 01, 2021

Egg Plant

Where anything that makes you look like an eggplant

Sergio Blanco is an egg plant because he where a purple hoodie

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019