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Jack Hammerin

The act of ramming ones erect penis into any type of wall in hopes of getting some sexual pleasure (a not so great substitute for Masturbating)
Fred:"I heard john in his apartment next door doing a chick"
Bob: "John wasn't with a chick last night, his date bailed on him before he could take her to his room"
Fred: "Oh that sucks, he must have been Jack Hammerin the shit out of his wall then"
by RongMan October 9, 2010
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who is jack?

borat creates this humerous moment. merely a cathphrase consisting of 3 words, "who is jack?" can be said in a various amount of situations, all equally as humerous.
1.*man with car jack* And this is the car jack
*borat/you*yes... and when will jack get here?

2.*man with bowling jack* you must roll the jack.
*borat/you* ah ok, so who is jack?

3.*man with jack* hello, meet jack.
*borat/you* lik the jack nicholson? "i hold up the bank"
by derrty_harry April 14, 2005
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Jack Crap

A substitute for "Jack Shit", used by your really Christian boss when God is watching him.
"Pardon my French, but that lady from Microsoft doesn't know JACK CRAP!!"
by Wilford Brimley's stache October 16, 2008
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Dirty Jack

A homosexual man (typically named Jack) who shits on the ground and proceeds to have homosexual intercourse with a homeless transsexual on their period and docks there clit dick with his urethra using his shit as lube and proceeding to cum in his own mouth with the shit and period covering his man breasts.
"What the fuck is that obese man doing to that hopeless citizen"
"Oh that must be Dirty Jack fucking homeless Ben"
by Xx_BonZer_Xx97 October 18, 2021
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meat jacks

When a man thrusts his hips in such a way that his penis flops up and down, sometimes other people are hit by the meat (often caught by suprise).
When we got back from the concert two guys performed meat jacks on Neil, you should have seen the look on his face.
by Bush Hog July 17, 2011
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Jack G

Jack George, or fat mike, is a strange boy who likes to pull weird faces. He uses his hands in weird ways to express himself about COB. He is also referred to as mikey because his dad is bald and that’s. he makes weird noise like “errd” and “ooah”. By all means Jack George is pretty normal when you speak to him, but the only thing he will say to you if you’re not nice is, “ where is your dad?” because that’s the only thing in his brain.
by Mr Green 33 September 19, 2018
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Jack B

Individuals with this name are always professional IT technicians, with a vast range of skills ranging from computer coding to sound mixing.
Yo its Jack B coming from the IT
by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHGH May 28, 2020
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