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Smoke Detector Bird

A small imaginary creature that makes loud noises and wakes people up.
Matt- "That smoke detector bird sounds hungry?"

Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"
by BigDog9 April 22, 2017
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fuck up a bird

Im starving.... i could really fuck up a bird right now
by Kleeve April 27, 2017
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Bird scratch

When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.
Hey, Charlie! After I eat all that Raisin Bran, I got some mad bird scratch.
by CBCAKM September 3, 2017
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Garbage Bird

A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.

Also known as Ibis
"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"

"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*

"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"

"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"

"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"

"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"

"All hail Garbage Bird"
by xgrated October 3, 2017
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Garbage Bird

A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.

Also known as Ibis
"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"

"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"

"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*

"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"

"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"

"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"

"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"

"All hail Garbage Bird"
by xgrated October 3, 2017
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The bird

When you lay your girlfriend on her back and you stab her in the but and hold yourself up with you pelvis.
I tried the bird last night. My dick got stuck
by Painful fart September 22, 2017
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stomped a bird

Guy 1: Hey man how's joe doing?
Guy 2: Good, he just stomped a bird.
Guy 1: Sick
by yaboicuulin September 29, 2017
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