Chris

Chris the the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has massive muscles and a great sense of humor. He's great in bed and he always looks perfect and is ready to make you laugh. He normally pairs up with a Charlotte but any cute girl is fine for him.

Girl 1: OMG it's Chris!!!

Girl 2: He's so hot, I heard he gives good head.

by JESUSCHRISTIWANTANAME June 5, 2022

Chris Rocked

Short for “Getting slapped by Will Smith”

You just got Chris Rocked!

by OpKingDimond March 30, 2022

chris rocked

when you get slapped so hard that you are stunted usually after making a j.i. jane joke

you got chris rocked my guy

by Xx__that_gay_guy__xX March 31, 2022

Chris Chae

One that doesn't make sense.

Nothing about him/she/it makes sense because everything makes sense.
i.e. identity, part of he/she/it's body, etc.

Many refer to this kind as "chrischaeology"

He is such a Chris Chae.

by imakealotofsense April 9, 2022

Chris Tashman

A beautiful person that likes hookah. Gels his hair with at least 14 bottles. If it’s a cold night, that means it’s a Timberland night 🔥 if it’s in the summer, its jorts night. A bearded legend in the making, it’s Chrish Tashman.

Wow, you’re such a Chris Tashman!

by CJALTASHAMN April 10, 2022

Chris

One of the most kind and hansome people you'll ever meet.Chris is an amazing and friendly boy.He plays the guitar and likes martial arts.If you meet someone named Chris keep him,he will make you believe in love again.

Person A:Look Chris is comin'!
Person B:"Smiles"

by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022

Chris

Probably the kindest and prettiest person you'll ever meet.Chris is caring and handsome.He plays the guitar and loves martial arts.If you find a Chris,do anything to keep him,he'll definitely make you believe in love again!

Person A:Hey look Chris is comin'
Person B:Ohh,"smiles",I think I like him

by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022