Florida Man

just a man from Florida who does crazy shit, loves BudLight, most likely snorts coke, and is just a maniac
also known as The Worst Super Hero Ever

Florida man arrested for groping princess at magic kingdom

by sans the skeleton uwu November 19, 2019

Man Hoe

A boy who you like, but is gay for every single boy he knows.

Josh is such a Man Hoe for Liam

by JoshisManHoe March 24, 2019

Wablamy Man

This is a superhero that tries to save people but often fails. He has an interesting hairline and is the greatest superhero in the world. His sidekicks are wablamy cow and wablamy horse. He has wablabs. He ate wablamy cow to get wablabs. Now he has a limited supply of wablamy milk. He needs to find another source.

Wablamy Man's riding the cruise ship again.

by THE ASIAN JESUS March 1, 2019

Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes

That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man

by Kaydin April 21, 2019

Yeehaw Man

A cool, funny, and sweet guy that is always great to have as a friend. They usually make you smile and laugh. Your always having a good time when your with them.

“He seems really nice and sweet”

“Yea he’s a real Yeehaw Man”

by Gorshscoob413 April 26, 2019

Turtle man

The creepy neighbor who you think likes his turtles to ducking much and throws birthday parties for them in his backyard which gets very uncomfortable when he asks the children to come over and celebrate it with him.

Mother:it's time to go inside
Kids:why?
Mother whispers:turtle man is out now hurry!

by Getyogoblinsoutmygoddamnhouse May 9, 2019

Man Hoe

Manzo, a dude that has too many hoes to count that send him endless “NSFW” content even including hairbrushes and soaking wet panties. In other words he’s a virtual man whore

Man hoe is appart of #HairBrushGangg

by Mnzo October 4, 2019