Queefster egg

When you queef so hard you spontaneously ovulate.

God damn, her stand up routine gave me a queefster egg. Next time we go, I’m gonna have to wear a tampon.

I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.

by Mouthshart88 February 4, 2018

Mississippi runny eggs

When one commences diarrhea upon an iron skillet, when said skillet has been preheated to a minimum temperature of 300 degrees (Fahrenheit). After being cooked evenly on both sides, the meal is served to one's sexual partner. This can be served as is, or one has the option to incorporate condiments ex. (Seminal fluid, female discharge, etc.).

My husband prepared Mississippi Runny Eggs this morning for me, he's sure getting this cookie tonight.

by painthuffer52 April 9, 2025

egg

an egg is always there for you when you need one. an egg will always help you when you're in a tough time. an egg likes eating your toenails. egg is life. egg is good. replace your parents with more egg. egg.

don't you just love eggs?
egg's are mans best friend

suck an egg, you leg

by egg frend May 12, 2018

Sucking Eggs

Verb. The moment you realize you are be beyond tired and gassed. Also can be used to foreshadow a very tiring or difficult experience ahead.

I am sucking eggs after milking those male cows all day long in 105 degree weather.

by DaddyJoshey May 20, 2022

Egg

A chicken period, think of this when you eat them

Joe- I like scrambled eggs
Chicken -that’s gross

by Cresswell56;) March 5, 2022

5th egg friend

When someone knows your 4 friends but they don’t know you

Sam -hey guys !
Sam -who’s this ?
John -I’m Johnny

Sam-oh your a 5th egg friend

by Ur not even mature yet August 18, 2022

Egg

The weird white sphere-ish thing with the yellow stuff inside it. Why are you searching this up?

guy 1: hey bro can i borrow your egg
guy 2: no

by baggert December 24, 2022