titty corn

Popcorn that misses your mouth and falls into your bra while eating it.

My bra is full of titty corn!

by Daddy's Precious Little Angel June 26, 2018

Festival titties

Titties that owners can paint and wear without clothing to festivals. These particular titties are usually not larger than a C cup to avoid owners being uncomfortable.

You have festival titties!

by skrtttttttt June 29, 2018

Titty loser

Noun (ttyl): is someone who gets their ass owned by a girl. The girl proceeds to slap the loser with her titties as a form of humiliation.

Ur a titty loser and your mom gay

by Shadow Jesus 666 July 5, 2018

Titty-score

When you're getting off with someone in a night club, and only a night club, and get the opportunity to cop a cheeky titty squeeze.

I was getting with an absolute munter last night, bit I managed to titty-score

by The real fake Samwell Tarly July 10, 2018

Jawn-titty

An especially important object, person, or place.

A replacement word for any noun that represents something important to you.
A derivitive of the word "jawn" which is a Philadelphian word used to replace any noun.

"Man, I've been looking for this jawn-titty all week!"
Or
"We're going to get this job done now that we got this jawn-titty right here."

by Dr. Anal David July 13, 2018

Earthquake Titties

When a female has titties so ENORMOUS that when she walks and her titties bounce they cause an earth quake.

Did you see her HUGE TITS! I call them Earthquake Titties cause everytime she walks her titties makes the world shake.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 13, 2018

angry titties

Breasts that are so saggy or otherwise visually displeasing that the spectator becomes enraged from the mere sight of them.

I finally got to see Miranda topless and that bitch got some angry titties. I just punched the wall and stormed outta there!

by Virldeen Vulpes Vulpes August 9, 2018