I'm dead

Expression indicating that one is laughing so hard they will die; a ghetto way to say "lol". Usually said by people who are not even so much as grinning.

"Tanisha insulted Taysheaun to his face!"
"I'm dead."

by The_Truth_Tortoise October 27, 2017

Dead Server

No one shows up; no one is present.

My friend invited me to a party, but when I came, it was a dead server.

by Luteous September 9, 2025

this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Holy shit what the fuck why would he do this

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”

by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019

Dead the beef

Deading the beef is another way of saying stopping the drama between people

P1: Is it bless if we meet with Michelle?
P2: nah because me and her haven't dead the beef yet.

by Sup Britknee May 29, 2022

Dead Snake

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.

The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.

by DannySaiz May 9, 2014

Dead trim

Rafi

Rafi has a dead trim

by Dhdhdh dhdh July 30, 2022

lil dead shit

Naughty kid aussie slang

Ya lil dead shit

by Western 1234 December 5, 2017