whiff o' anus

The unpleasant smell of butthole the permeates the air for mere seconds when a chick is on top, sometimes resulting in loss of erection.

"Ah, my girlfriend was boucing on my cock last night and I got a whiff o' anus, totally ruined my boner, does she wipe?"

"I refuse to let her ride the rod after she has a hearty meal, I always catch a whiff o' anus and can sometimes detect what she had for dinner."

by Squeaked Moose October 19, 2011

opar amoose :O

An outdated phrase used to express shock at an IRC operater's use of channel operator powers that he has not been granted access to by the channel founder.

One of those retro phrases like "bogus dude," "Have a nice day," or "Jimmy Carter is the current president of the United States".

<MechaMrEd> I RULE THIS CHANNEL WITH AN IRON FIST
*** Bane sets mode: +o Bane
*** Yumblie sets mode: +b MechaMrEd!!!!*@*
<MechaMrEd> ..
<frosty_bob> OPAR AMOOSE :O

by Irving Washington March 30, 2003

I/O Error

An Ignorant Operator of a computer. See id10t

Meant to be confused with the more traditional Input-Output Error

Tech to the person who doesn't have a clue about computers but insists in sitting at a keyboard anyway.

" the reason the computer couldn't do that was an I/O Error"

by Old Tech August 15, 2003

Text-o-motive

1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.

2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.

1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!

2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

Jack-O-Lantern

An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over

Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

buns-o-matic

a catchphrase used when a person has done something really poorly. Usually refers to a sport.

Girl 1"wow I just bowled a 38...."

Guy 2"well...thats buns-o-matic!"

by jmanpsu April 18, 2010

Cup o' Chronic

Refers to a hash smoking device, crafted out of a 16 oz to-go coffee cup(with lid). To build one, simply cut a hole in the bottom of the coffee cup, big enough so that your car's cigarette lighter can slip in. Light the cigarette lighter and let it heat up, when it pops, drop a little piece of hash on the hot part, slip it under the cup, and sip from the top of the cup like you normally would. The hash vaporizes and it doesn't even smell like weed in the car after, it smells like flowers! And if you get pulled over, all you have is a cigarette lighter and a coffee cup.

Person 1: Let's go to the city!

Person 2: But I want to smoke weed!

Person 1: Don't worry, I have hash, we can have a Cup o' Chronic on the way there.

by theundercover March 8, 2011