seal suit

A large layer of fat covering a humans body.

If that guy didn't have a seal suit on then he wouldn't be sweating balls.

seal suit by Sazdogg November 16, 2013

jungle-suit 

Refers to the colorful suits that brothers (blacks) love to wear, in order to be stylish or to stand out.

Refers to the colorful suits that brothers (blacks) love to wear, in order to be stylish or to stand out.
Did you see LeBron at the NBA Draft?

"Yeah -- man was that one cool jungle-suit that he had on! What color was that -- banana yellow?"

jungle-suit by mike87111 November 23, 2013

Irish Suitcoat 

Waking up covered in vomit after a night of alcoholic splendor

- Hey wheres jack at?
-I think he went to go put on his Irish Suitcoat!
- Aww man we just ate Taco Bell an hour ago!

Irish Suitcoat by WeAreLegion9278 December 5, 2013

charlestown suitcase 

An original Johnnie's Foodmaster plastic grocery bag.

Yo hand me that Charlestown suitcase will ya?

charlestown suitcase by DJ Russly July 20, 2014

Tuesday suit 

That ugly suit you wear Tuesday, that no one is in the office to see.

"Hey babe, should I wear this suit to my interview?" - "Honey that's a Tuesday suit, you want to look Sunday morning."

Tuesday suit by Macgyver's Son August 28, 2014

business-suicide 

An objective, according to everyone but yourself, complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.

If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you're genetically fit to live in a capitalist society.

business-suicide by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2014

Humphrey Suit 

Wearing nothing on bottom while wearing clothing up top, a la Australia's favourite children's character Humphrey B Bear, who wore a vest, a tie and a hat, but no pants.

"When the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking, I like to answer the door in my Humphrey Suit."

Humphrey Suit by Fuzzybricker October 20, 2014