piss shits

1) when you are urinating after defecating, and you proceed to defecate small, jelly-bean shaped waste from your anus. 2) a way of humorously describing a reaction to something that is really bad, or something that you wish to exaggerate. 3) a massive watery diarrhea burst.

1) When I got the piss shits last night while sitting on the bowl, I got piss water in my ass. 2) I got so freaked out by that dude jumping out from behind the wall, I got the piss shits. 3) I ate at White Castle last night and got a severe case of piss shits.

by Mills Fokk August 1, 2009

Shit chillin

When you have nothing to do, usually at work, so you go and sit on the toilet and play on your phone.

Someone texts you: what up doe

You respond on the toilet at work: shit chillin

by Keep Hill Billy May 26, 2015

Shit Shame

The shame you feel when you take a huge dump while you're alone in a public restroom, then one or more people walk into the restroom just as you're about to leave and the smell is at its worst. You're forced to hide in the stall until everyone leaves because you don't want anyone to know it was you who just made the entire restroom smell like pure evil.

Johnny: "I have to go take a dump. I'll be back."
Billy: "Okay. I'll wait."

25 minutes later...

Billy: "Dude, what took you so long??"
Johnny: "Sorry. 3 other guys came in while I was in there. The smell was so bad that I had shit shame. I couldn't show my face until everyone left."
Billy: "Oh yes. Been there. Shit shame is the worst."

by ILoveDucksTheMost October 29, 2009

Jizzle Shits

When semen combines with feces that causes massive diarhea.

You know, like when your boyfriend blows a load in you and you wake up the next morning with the worst case of the Jizzle Shits.. Jizz + Turds= Jizzle Shits

by hlhlhl October 27, 2008

shit call

1. Being on the phone with someone while urinating and/or defecating

2. A poor decision

1. "I was on the can and Kelly decided to call me then. I couldn't miss her call and let it go to voicemail, so I had no choice but to make a shit call."

2. "stupid ref! the ball didn't touch the ground! what a shit call."

by Gooshyy July 29, 2011

Flexi-shit

Time taken by a person on flexible working hours, at the end of the day, to use the bathroom before going home, thus allowing them to add their toilet time to their Time Sheet as if they were actually working for that extra ten minutes.

Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.

6 flexi-shits = 1 hours lie-in one morning.
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.

Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!

by LabMom January 21, 2010

Shit Latte

Metaphor for Gay sex. Taking it in the anus.

Hey Tony lets have a Shit Latte. Ill add the sugar and you add the milk. Do you want a flat white or a long black?

by Gizzle Tizzle July 28, 2007