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retarded

An extremely capable intelligent man or woman. commonly used as an adjective for people such as Albert Einstein and many other geniuses. Many people that strategize bleeding-edge ROI are also called retarded. Another word for retarded could be what Gen Z refers to as a "Fortnite user". These genuises have all tried to streamline best-of-breed supply-chains. Recent retards utilize virtual applications to benchmark world-class architectures and

facilitate collaborative initiatives.
"Yo bro whats 2+2?"
"shit idk 78?"
"no way your correct! you're so retarded"
"amogus"
by reeves choppa August 17, 2022
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Retarded

Some people say that it means slow but i think it means stupid as hell
Dude you are so friggin retarded get up and lets go
by ReeseRobloxOOF September 9, 2020
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Retard

A word used to describe someone who is intelligently stupid.
I hate Dave so much, he is such a retard
by john handcock 69 October 18, 2021
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Retarding

within the contentinternet, lays two polymorphousmythology words, gorgonwars and egregorewars, where in the word "retarding" is part of the latter. this word is meant to be a POSITIVE word because all the egregorewars used in positive and gorgonwars which is negative. although of course, it is used in situations of massive friction, meaning something is slowing you down, a ralentissement.

So basically because the word started being used again, I think this is my own little compromise for the English variation given its history, rather being the friction you face while rolling up and down the hill of life dear Sisyphus as you age rather than. You are the Sisyphus in these gorgonwars.

Even more elementarily, This word exists because I was raised to believe that the word "retarded" is bad, however it has currently come back to be in regular usage, which makes it the egos cognitive dissonance buffer. A way to get into the regular usage without having the whole meaning, even being inclusive as this is indeed the very icy mountain that any human being needs to surmise.
DUDE 1, I was totally retarding trying to think of their name but you just helped me remember!
Dude 2, Who was it dude?
___________
by cyberphunkisms January 18, 2025
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Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.
Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!
by anonymous June 7, 2022
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retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025
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social retard

A person, in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons
If you are Steve Carrell in the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2013
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