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San Francisco Thumb Punch

...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,
I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...
by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025
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Purple Passion Punch

Basically Everclear, plenty of water, and plenty of punch mix. Make the mix so it isn't too watery, too sweet, or too bitter. Basically, make it like 5 - 10 % alcohol, mostly water, and add about 5 - 15% punch. Adapt the recipe as needed.

Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.

Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.
Gal 1 - WOOO YEAH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *intense giggling, takes of shirt and swings it around*
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.

Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.
by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 27, 2015
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swing punch

the ugliest way to punch. It’s a punch were instead of punch straight at the person you swing but just with a fist. A slap but with a fist. A white girls favorite way to fight
“Aye did you see Emily punch that kid! It looked like it hurt Emily’s hand!”

“Right! It was such a swing punch!”
by Themonarchy April 14, 2021
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Glitter Punched

Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car
That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!
by Durban-itchtionary April 14, 2011
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Punch day

Everyone has to punch a boy on 28th of February otherwise they get to say something they hate about you.
Fiona: It’s national punch day
Olivia: Oh yea. Let’s go punch a boy before they say something they hate about you!
by Tiktoktrends123 February 23, 2021
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June Punch

When you punch someone in the back of the head for acting like a jackass in the strip club
If you don't stop talking to me like that I'm going to June Punch you so hard.
by Reddfawkes99 April 15, 2019
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millennium falcon punch

A move where you drive the millennium falcon into something
See that! I just won a game of Star Wars Battlefront with my millennium falcon punch skills!
by lolmaster444 March 16, 2020
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