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Playing the Bass clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis
She got me off playing the bass clarinet
by Bcmusic July 30, 2025
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Play Cards

A phrase to subtly request sex
Me: I’m bored, do you want to play cards
by The Rizzly Bear July 18, 2023
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play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.
Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?
by burlybiker April 24, 2022
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Dollhouse Play

When one makes and places little handmade figurines of people one is attracted to sexually in a tiny house, then thrusts ones penis though the tiny door and nut all over their tiny faces.
My friend told me he went home with a date the other day and she was mega into dollhouse play and made him shove his dick through a tiny window.

Yo did some dollhouse play the other day, got a splinter in my junk because the tiny door was made cheaply.
by Dollhousefiend December 2, 2024
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playing the dinosaur game

When someone is “playing the dinosaur game”, it means they don’t have internet connection/service.
“Can you text Davey for me real quick?”

“Sorry, I can’t, I’m playing the dinosaur game.”
by starstruck_x May 18, 2024
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Poughkeepsie Play

An experimental performance. When your play or act needs to be vetted by a live audience you need an off off off broadway location in a press desert so if it bombs hardly anyone will notice. Leave the Great White Way then take the MetroNorth to the end of the line to put on a Poughkeepsie Play at the Bardavon Theatre. Leave your expectations at the door, this might blow you away or bore you to sleep.
Will it play in Poughkeepsie?

Person: I just saw a Poughkeepsie Play.

Other Person: What was it about?
Person: I can’t recall.

That Poughkeepsie Play is gonna be a hit!

Critic: Willem DaFoe got upstaged by an unknown actor in that Poughkeepsie Production.
Comic: Sounds like he got upstated!
by Upstate and Chill April 29, 2024
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