Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.

Losing keys in your pocket

by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013

pocket symphony

Another phrase for flogging the dolphin, or masturbating.

I was so turned on in sex ed class today I had a pocket symphony in my pants.

by Milly19876 May 28, 2008

Out of pocket

When someone does something outrageous

Me: When do you come back from vacation?

Out of pocket person: I come back Wednesday, I leave at 5am from.the cabin and work at 11am.

by Tacovia June 15, 2018

Pocket Dogging

Cutting out the inside of ones' pants pockets to play with one's dog.

Look at the guy over there standing by the girls washroom. I cant see his hands, what is he doing? He must be pocket dogging!

by Maple Leaf Fan/Pocking dogger February 14, 2012

puddle pocket

n. from the old English - puedle pocket. Colloguial term for adult diaper.

"Mrs. Jibbs, I do believe I have something in my puddle pocket. Can you please change me?"

by Geechy January 28, 2009

mexican pocket

A cavity on your person that can be used as a purpose on concealing money, drugs or usb pendrive.
Named Mexican as it's the border most anonymous with

Smuggling goods.

Rick "I don't know how much I want to bring this it the festival if I got use my Mexican pocket"
Julian: "yeah I don't know how much any of us want this after it's been in you MP"
Holden: "Let's ask Colleen if she don't mind, as she has 2 pocket one won't taint my high and I will still be able to look you all in the eyes after"

by Crochet.R.E.A.M December 26, 2017

Tokyo Hot Pocket

Man A ejaculates in Man B's anus, who then defecates into the vagina of Woman C, resulting in a pregnancy (combination of Tokyo Drift and an Alabama Hot Pocket)

I heard Monique is pregnant to Steve, after Stuart gave her a Tokyo Hot Pocket.

by Sick lil Puppy July 5, 2024