House Joustin

it involves a bar girl getting a "juice-to-go" and going back to your apartment. Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!

Tad bought this girl a juice 3 minutes before cerfew, forcing her to honor her 10 minutes of company she had to follow him home for some House JOUSTIN!!!

by Bravo Charlie November 26, 2009

House Democrat

A Democrat that starts doing the GOP's bidding once the Republican party gained control of congress. Giving rise to thoughts of slaves that didn't want to do hard labor out in the fields, but preferred to have an easier job inside the "house".

Now that the Republicans have a majority in congress Obama has become a "House Democrat".

by 1234mike January 6, 2011

Spring house

A summer house used in the spring, where it's too cold to do all the normal summer activities.

shall we go to the summer house in April?
- do you mean the spring house? yeah sure

by thegnu April 6, 2011

Packing-House

n. traditionally known as a meat packing plant where meat is packed and stored for sale. However this definition is derived from the girl who lets any meat get 'packed' in her house on the regular or from many men either daily are at once; otherwise known as a whore, slut or promiscuous female. Or a promiscuous male, jigalow, or male whore.

"Honey that girl is a packing-house"
That boy makes his living by being a packing-house.

by DC303 May 1, 2011

house job

When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.

Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.

by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010

Justins House

Justins House is slang for justin tv. On larger sites like the UG and sherdog it's a bannable offence to talk about sites where you can get a pirated stream of a broadcast so some people use a code word to hint at where others can watch a free stream.

Poster 1: I'm looking for a stream of the brock lesnar fight but can't find shit. Anyone help me out??

Poster 2: I hear Justins House is showing it.

Another Example

Poster 1: FUUCCKKK, that fight was good but the tv just went out at justins house right before the KO.

Poster 2: Check PM's

by timmeh otooleness August 2, 2010

House of Hypocrisy

A term used by Texas Republican Congressman John Carter after Congress censured Joe Wilson for his 2010 "You Lie" comment, but not Charlie Rangel for his tax problems

Nancy Pelosi's Congress is a House of Hypocrisy.

by StoogeWatcher August 21, 2010