In the time of 300A.D., Indians would kick a Coca-Cola can around their villages or trailer-parks while shouting ridiculous and sometimes racist quotes with every kick. Spaniards were amazed with this awesome game of laughter that they slaughtered all of the Indians in possesion of it and took all of the Coca-cola cans back to Spain where they claimed to have invented the game themselves! The game never really caught on till April of 2006… Now it is a world Olympic event.
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People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.
Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.
I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
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Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.
I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
I feel like absolute garbage, I've been stuck in a sky can for 14 hours with 300 other smelly folks.
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MLB investigators- Are you guys banging on trash cans again?
Houston Astros- We're not not banging on trash cans. Everybody is watching the Olympics, why not?
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Get the Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems mug.The best weed ever, smells like a mix between canned peaches and jesus' ball sweat. Its especially great when gabe packs a fat bowl.
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