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I reckon I can peace the story together

What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.
What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
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you can tell us anything

Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.
Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.
by bismuthdistrict January 14, 2024
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CAN–CAN

Beyond rubbish,A person that doesn't do a single thing right/eats pure utter smegma
Lex: i will beat u at pool fag
"Loses to everyone in the bar"
Cris: haha u lost u silly can–can
by Riceboy October 21, 2020
mugGet the CAN–CANmug.

Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
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pigs can fly!

The greatest band to come out of Vista, CA. Consist of 5 awesome guys. Rocking the world since 2005. Will become Famous and Tour the World.
The Pigs Can Fly! show was soooo amazing last night!
by pcfbass November 14, 2011
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Spray can

When you give your having sexual intercourse with your partner and you finish all over them covering their body like a spray can
Louis:Last night I gave Alice the spray can.
Harvey:really your crazy bro
by JustCallMeL;) April 13, 2020
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