chicken breast brain

Someone who’s brain would resemble a raw chicken breast: smooth and pink

“I could never get on academic honor roll, I got that chicken breast brain.”

by Chaoticrat May 20, 2024

Lollipop brain

A lollipop brain is a person who latches onto new words and terms in order to sound cool and in the know.

Chad used his lollipop brain to impress Charon with his woke stances.

by Trailer man July 24, 2019

ape brained

you're stupid like a fucking ape.

Kyle, you're fucking ape brained!

by Your Cumshot December 20, 2020

waste of brain

A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good brain some other person could be using.

He wasn't even able to add 5 and 4. What a total waste of brain.

by Summer Stars December 21, 2016

gen alpha brain rot

basically, what happens if a kid from gen alpha said some stuff that is popular in 2023, mostly from either shittok (Tiktok) or youtube shit (YT shorts)

motherfucker: skibidi toilet ohio rizz!!!! youre so sigma!!
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭

by im only good good FUCK YOU NI- November 29, 2023

Hare-brained

Adj irresponsible and idiotic combined

If you have hare-brained ideas, or want to be employed as a buffoonishly idiotic clown, don't plan a ninja counter-strike, ever.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022

Elderly Brain Rot

(n.): the progressive decay of critical thinking, attention span, and real-world engagement in older adults, often induced by algorithmic content loops, isolation, and overexposure to digital media designed for passive consumption.

My grandparents have elderly brain rot.

by agnes p April 18, 2025