amish butter churn

Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.

After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.

by John Byrnes December 13, 2007

peanut butter moustache

Describes the shit smear that one sometimes gets after eating another persons ass.

Stephanie had a full peanut butter moustache after she tossed my salad.

by Old Evil Bastard September 12, 2011

doo doo butter

doo doo butter, plain and simple... a nice, steamy, pile of warmy milky SHIT... thats right... SHIT BITCH... go eat some yogurt before shit buddy drip drops aload... OF SHIT

Hello, would you like SHIT or doo doo butter on your muffin the glamorus afternoon?

by SHIT MUFFIN! March 15, 2004

chicken butter shup

A fat man`s ball sweat

That fat man got chicken butter shup all over the seat!

by the floppy couters March 27, 2015

Penis Peanut Butter

When you stick your penis in the brand new jar of peanut butter. Goes great with gina jelly.

"Somebody penis peanut butter our new jar of peanut butter"

by Tangy_sludge January 11, 2017

Butters your toast

Similar to 'whatever floats your boat'.

Whatever butters your toast...

by The Fishtankers July 9, 2010

Truffle Butter Shuffle

Walking with your butt clenched as to not shit truffle butter all over yourself after anal sex.

That girl doing the walk of shame is doing the truffle butter shuffle, she must have done anal.

by publishedauthor October 14, 2018