Pen pants

Pen pants refers to someone that has a visible erection

“Yo did you see Tommy’s pen pants?”

by JesusChristIsCool September 19, 2021

Pants Crouton

When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.

Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.

by suttenplant October 11, 2015

Shag Pants

Loose, baggy, and often old pants without buttons, zippers, or belt loops. They are worn to be easily taken off, or at least to allow easy fingering/hand jobs.

Babe, your mom is downstairs. Go put on some shag pants and let's "watch" a movie.

by sidewalks February 2, 2015

Pants

Something that covers your bollocks. And if you're American, then get on your cheeseburgers and get to fuck.

I have pants to cover my bollocks

by NameManWhoMakesNames May 18, 2018

pants for zoom

No

I am not wearing pants for zoom why would I if no ones gonna see it

by XxTheIsis123xX April 30, 2021

tail of the pants

Just barely

She graduated high school by the tail of the pants

by JJConifer May 27, 2017

Pant my Shanties

Play on the phrase 'shat my panties'

'I watched that film, I pant my shanties!'

by theclash134 February 25, 2005