marychard

What today's dynamic woman drinks after a tough workweek. (Chardonay)

It's 5pm Friday night and my wife relaxed by doing the Marychard.

by buckpike July 17, 2023

Maryann

A name that doesn't truly exist so the best you get is Nasty Mary Anne

It's spelled wrong in teams!

The doctor misspelled it on the birth certificate!

It's supposed to be Maryann!

by Itotallydidntmakethisspecifica August 3, 2023

Maryliss

100% loves pink

Person 1: look it’s Maryliss
Osniel: ew

by marylissssa August 5, 2023

marymag

Shortened version of Mary Magdalene. According to the four canonical gospels, Mary traveled with Jesus as one of his followers and was a witness to his crucifixion and resurrection. Used in place of the word “amazing”, “beautiful”, “mother”, “cunt”, etc…

“i love this song, it’s so marymag”

by furries3lyfe August 8, 2023

Maryland CockSucker

When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.

Did you guys hear Bobbie got himself a Maryland CockSucker last night!

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.

Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023