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by Pocket Jake March 14, 2021
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Jake

Most likely a massive cunt who lost all his friends because he prioritises his new girlfriend cover his close friends. The girl may only like him for his appearance in some cases
My friend is turning into such a Jake I hate it.
by fat jungo March 3, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a very dumb and annoying guy. He has a smile so ugly that it will darken anyone's day and eyes that always have the guys looking twice. He is a stupid, dumb, non trustworthy, ugly, non caring, uneducated moron. He is a very nonloving person that will never be there for you. But don’t take his ugliness and extremely gayness as a weakness, if you ever dare to touch his boyfriend or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy to beat a fool up. Jake has a lot of female friends, but his boyfriend always comes before them. If you ever get chance to be with a Jake, reject it and let him go. Cause if you don’t you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. He truly is a piece of shit.
A kid: “what a dick! Must be a Jake!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”
by Deeznuts21420 October 25, 2018
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Jake Paul

Man Jessica was talking so much shit that I Jake pauled her
by Memelordzzzz April 19, 2018
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Jake andrew Arkle

This man is average at golf and rocks out with his 🐔 out to steel panther and gets all the Scruffs after him
Girl from colliery: seen jake andrew arkle
Girl from the moor estate:oh yes I will take him down to the glory hole
by Themanisabeast January 30, 2022
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Jake

The most loving caring guy in the world, he loves his girlfriend to bits, if anyone touches his girl he will smash them over, a lovly man, overly tempared sometimes and overprotective but thats alright.
jesse bit me and my boy Jake wanted to smash him over
by ran36 December 4, 2018
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Jake Laidlaw

Often abreviated by the names:
Red
Ranga
Ginge
Steam
Boon
Can often be described as a stout babboon looking creature with pace to match
Its a red bird, its a red plane! no its Jake Laidlaw as he scatters past
by Sam Neville June 30, 2011
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