Dock Duck

A female or male that hangs around on docks in Marinas. Says they're not a Whore, but will blow anybody for a ride on a fast boat, houseboat, fishing boat or a pontoon boat. Found wearing short shorts and bikini tops/tank tops, with dock shoes or barefoot. Play any kind of music, and watch the Dock Ducks waddle over squawking for a "ride".

That Dock Duck left on a speedboat and came back on a houseboat ! "Everytime!"

by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021

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Duck trump

A mother fucking ass go fuck yourseflf dumbasses that like trump duck

Duck Trump a big massive bitch of a hoe

by Nightmare wolf January 16, 2021

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Duck

The autocorrect for dick

Bro she said she would suck my duck

by Shlatt2020 January 18, 2021

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Fumb duck

When you sing all the instruments in a song, while throwing your hair in a swirlie.

Hey, remember Step Back in Time?
Oh yeah, didn't we--
What did we do?
Oh yeah, we Fumb Ducked!
Like all the time.
Every night.
Damn, we were loud.

by DJ Poinapple January 18, 2021

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Poron's Duck

From poron: in social media, a Post-and-Run Moron who insincerely makes a moronic social media post, often claiming expertise they do not have, for attention with no intention to respond; + Duck here being a contraction indicating Dunning Kruger syndrome (a type of cognitive bias in which the person believes that they are experts in a topic in which they in fact know almost nothing. Essentially, a social media poster without the insight or knowledge needed to recognize their own incompetence, posting ludicrous claims to seek attention and responses.

You have posted a moronic proposition in a subject of which you know nothing, just to seek attention. You are just a Poron's Duck.

by Son of Boiledvark January 23, 2021

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