Someone who fucks during the day. Horny people who can't wait until night, and have to have sex sooner.
I passed Scotts apartment the other day at 1pm and saw his girls car there. The blinds were closed, doors were locked. I never knew Scott and his girl were day fuckers.
by Wakafaluka June 16, 2010

Euphemism, you had a seriously fucked up day. (Your mom died, you got fired, you house exploded) and you down playing to not seem needy. Usually used in a text or email
by MistaSinista January 11, 2019

An amazing band that Billie Joe Armstrong and Mike Dirnt formed under the name of Sweet Children in 1987.
Annoying GD hater: Oh, I hate Green Day! They're just another emo pop boy-band. Their target audience are a bunch of 14-year-old teenyboppers saying, "ZOMG BILLIE JOE IS SO SMEXY!!!11!1" Have you heard their new song? Don't wanna be an American idiot blah blah...
True GD fan: Wow, get over it. I suppose you think it's a bad album because it 'sold-out'? It's a ROCK OPERA. (ever heard of Quadrophenia by The Who?) Sure, I prefer their older albums better, but still... I guess you just hate American Idiot because it's mainstream. That's ridiculous.
Annoying GD hater: Screw off! I have better things to do than talk to teenie Green Day fangirls. Such as, listening to my 'cool non-mainstream' music.
True GD fan: Have fun with that then. ;D
True GD fan: Wow, get over it. I suppose you think it's a bad album because it 'sold-out'? It's a ROCK OPERA. (ever heard of Quadrophenia by The Who?) Sure, I prefer their older albums better, but still... I guess you just hate American Idiot because it's mainstream. That's ridiculous.
Annoying GD hater: Screw off! I have better things to do than talk to teenie Green Day fangirls. Such as, listening to my 'cool non-mainstream' music.
True GD fan: Have fun with that then. ;D
by kingforaday~ April 29, 2009

A day where one has a nice cold beer in a field with some nice steak dinner
This isn't the deffenition idgaf what it id
This isn't the deffenition idgaf what it id
by griffin vander ploeg January 16, 2020

'Hurt'n For A Squirt'n Day
A day of celebration when a couple first had intercourse. Also used for when two people first banged, got it in, had sex, etc. This excludes oral sex and must involve penis and vagina penetration and/or penis and anal penetration. Can also include the first time a strap on is used for vagina and/or anal penetration. Usually highly celebrated by men and a day of mourning for women.
A day of celebration when a couple first had intercourse. Also used for when two people first banged, got it in, had sex, etc. This excludes oral sex and must involve penis and vagina penetration and/or penis and anal penetration. Can also include the first time a strap on is used for vagina and/or anal penetration. Usually highly celebrated by men and a day of mourning for women.
-Mane its HFAS day, what you think I should get my girl? That pussy was hurt'n for a squirt'n so I had to give it to her.
-Shit why I gotta buy a present for HFAS day. All I did was pop a cap in her butt?
-Shit why I gotta buy a present for HFAS day. All I did was pop a cap in her butt?
by Jojodajewmex July 9, 2011

Jacob day is celebrated on an a Thursday every week and is a celebration of his overly large nose and moon cratered filled face.
by BIG DHONG January 11, 2020

Canadian Holiday;
1) The last Monday in May on which we get the day off 'cause it was Queen Victoria's birthday like a thousand years ago, whoever she was. Now called 'May two-four'
2) The official start of Canadian summer.
3) The day Canadians drink beer and clean out/open their swimming pools. (weather permitting)
4) a day off at the end of May. The Monday or Friday closest to the 24th, sometimes both.
1) The last Monday in May on which we get the day off 'cause it was Queen Victoria's birthday like a thousand years ago, whoever she was. Now called 'May two-four'
2) The official start of Canadian summer.
3) The day Canadians drink beer and clean out/open their swimming pools. (weather permitting)
4) a day off at the end of May. The Monday or Friday closest to the 24th, sometimes both.
by N'Eight September 11, 2011
