cum cloth

1. a cloth used to clean out cum
2. same thing as a douchebag
3. a different way to call someone a douchebag

3. girl: god kyle, you're such a douchebag!
kyle: no, my roommate is a douchebag
girl: well then, you're a cum cloth
roommate: yes! cum cloth! that is soo your nickname now!
>>everyone laughs...except kyle, 'cause he is a cum cloth<<

by crock & s dawg November 3, 2006

cum pop

Where a guy jacks off and then mixes his cum with soda pop and dares a woman to drink it.

man: Kathy I bet you won't drink this cum pop.
Kathy: oh yeah. Give it here.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009

cum spackle

Said in Flernglish: "Clurm Sparckle"

It is when a male cums on an ass and the cum dries up, thus causing a blockage.

It can be used on anything, and it is really handy to clog many things with.

Person A: "Dude, I should totally cum spackle on that bitch."

Person B: "No man, you know what Jlirmmy would say about that."

by Daviel May 6, 2008

cum vision

When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.

When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.

Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.

When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.

"What's wrong with your eyes; do you have cataracts or something?"

"No, I just have cum vision."

by Andrubidus February 17, 2009

Controller cum

When you use the vibration from a controller to make your dick cum

I love playing games and bieng able to controller cum

by Ghost_Urban_Dictionary April 8, 2021

cum-bucket

a bucket into wich people ejaculate for the pleasure of storing there cum so that it may be drunk or poored on a partner or member of the publics face.
can also reffer to a person who is too eager to be fucked.

oh no some one has poored a cum-bucket on my head.

by iknow2much September 7, 2010

Cum Coma

A state of mind one is in during masturbation which leads the person to make poor decisions. i.e watching strange porn or texting ex girlfriends

Josh: dude i was so horny last night i watched some granny bukkake

Jake: oh man, you were deep in a Cum Coma

by Hewmew October 15, 2017