by Wabi Sabi SP September 9, 2025
Get the Crackmug. A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)
“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
by Ojamajodoremilover911 June 25, 2024
Get the Crack smutmug. Guy 1: *cracking his neck*
Guy 2: "Damn you be cracking your neck so hard i bet it'll glow in the dark tonight."
Guy 2: "Damn you be cracking your neck so hard i bet it'll glow in the dark tonight."
by GavRaz August 25, 2022
Get the Cracking your neckmug. An alcoholic beverage in which a White Claw is poured over ice and topped with an extra shot or two of flavored vodka.
“Bro, I got absolutely white girl wasted last night at the booth. Those Crack Claws will sneak up on you.”
by greasehawg September 4, 2019
Get the Crack Clawmug. by thepranxter July 31, 2018
Get the crack turtlemug. 
