Skip to main content

Crack

“Crack” essentially means to “Fuck”. If you’re “crackin” shorty, then you’re having sex.
Damn shorty bad as fuck, I’m tryna crack that.

Stop glazin shorty, you not finna crack.
by Wabi Sabi SP September 9, 2025
mugGet the Crackmug.

Crack smut

A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)
“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.

Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
by Ojamajodoremilover911 June 25, 2024
mugGet the Crack smutmug.

Cracking your neck

When you're on the bus and someone cracks their neck so hard it sounds like a glow stick
Guy 1: *cracking his neck*
Guy 2: "Damn you be cracking your neck so hard i bet it'll glow in the dark tonight."
by GavRaz August 25, 2022
mugGet the Cracking your neckmug.

It’s cracking

Someone is about to fight
That’s montrez oh it’s cracking
by Y’all May 2, 2019
mugGet the It’s crackingmug.

Crack Claw

An alcoholic beverage in which a White Claw is poured over ice and topped with an extra shot or two of flavored vodka.
“Bro, I got absolutely white girl wasted last night at the booth. Those Crack Claws will sneak up on you.”
by greasehawg September 4, 2019
mugGet the Crack Clawmug.

Crack Head

by Kshsjrwtmynmwty November 13, 2019
mugGet the Crack Headmug.

crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.
A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.
by thepranxter July 31, 2018
mugGet the crack turtlemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email