Crayon eater 

A term given to, and embraced by retail traders, by Trey(a USMC Officer) - of Trey's Trades (a popular YouTube site discussing stock trading for everyday people). Often used to answer questions beleived to be f.u.d. (material articles promoting fear/uncertainty/doubt), questions about personal strategy, or questions soliciting financial advice (retail traders and people who are not licensed financial advisors should not give financial advice lest they become liable for the outcome)

*someone on facebook*

"So whats your exit strategy?"

*retail investor*
"Me? I'm a crayon eater. You see this crayon? Ima fucking eat it."

Crayon eater by Krispycannon June 28, 2021

crazyrussianhacker 

the most fake reaction ever

that crazyrussianhacker guy has the fakest reactions

crazyrussianhacker by lazyelvis November 3, 2016

Purple Crayon

A name for someone that acts stupid.

"Hannah your such a Purple Crayon!"
"Bradley stop being a Purple Crayon!"

Purple Crayon by Leasw March 3, 2009

crayon 

The morning after a long night of drinking and associated bar food consumption, the inevitable happens. In the toilet it lays.. up to 10 inches long and at a consistency that when flushed makes its mark in the bowl in a swirly fashion. Usually these are a shade of gravy brown but can also be hot wing Orange to Whiskey sour Yellow.

Uhhh.. See your local bar restroom. Find crayon.

crayon by Bennnn December 13, 2007

CrazyAssassin 

A big hunk of meat which all i want to do is starp a scare patch under his left eye and make him my NELLY

CrazyAssassin by Joe the Man June 7, 2003

Crayola Factory 

A most amazing place to go young or old, located in PA. Lots to do, and crazy ass shit in their gift shop that you'd never find in a store, (like spider writers.) You also get free markers that are made while you sit and watch.

guy 1 "Dude someone stole my effin baby blue twistable erasable 2 in 1 marker/pencil"

guy 2 "DID you get it from the Crayola Factory??"

guy 1 "yes :("

guy 2 "*sighs*"

Crayola Factory by ZZthompson February 7, 2010

crayonasaurous rex

crayon and dinosaur transformed together.

wow look at that! that is one true crayonasaurous rex!

crayonasaurous rex by hahablah July 3, 2011