Bone zoned

Just as a man can get friend zoned, women can get bone zoned. This means you will never be anything more to that man than an object of sex. You can be put in the bone zone for a variety of reasons: You banged his friends, you're a drug addict, you're insane, you have children from different fathers, you're embarrassing to be around in public, you look like you're going to continue to gain weight, you're a complete idiot, you're high maintenance, basically anything that would make a man think it would be a bad idea to try to get anything more from you than sex.

"Bruh careful with Veronica, she fucked half the school, she for the streets for sure. " "Don't worry man, I already bone zoned her; only thing she good for is that WAP.

by Girthy Garreth October 6, 2023

baby bone treehouse

A treehouse made of baby bones, with an underground river of pineapple blueberry juice.
commonly found behind schools

“wanna go to the baby bone treehouse?”
“suck my dick 🥱”

by clitlick October 11, 2023

Bari-Bone

To angrily fuck a member of the brass section in any type of band or band-affiliate.

Dude where were you last night?
I was at the auditorium getting my Bari-Bone on

by Salty J January 13, 2014

Poopy Bone

A euphemism for a mans penis after anal sex; A metaphorical saying similar to Funny Bone except specifically for poop jokes; a Markiplier Reference

"Man, That really tickled my Poopy Bone for some reason!"

by Sydrad July 23, 2018

baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021

Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.

Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"

by thekingofbones June 16, 2017

Bone Holder

Slang term referring to either a vagina or a very promiscuous girl. A girl who is always using her "bone holder".

"That girl is a total bone holder!"

by peteroba March 1, 2010