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Giraffe Balls

Said to someone after they didn't get a clear reference or joke to signify that it went over their head. Usually confuses them even more which adds to the teasing.
Dave - Tells a joke...
Karen "I don't get it"
Dave "Giraffe balls"
Karen "Huh?"
by Shadow the little blue cat March 25, 2019
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Musket Ball

A musket ball is a small lead ball fired from a primitive gun called a musket and is quite possibly the deadliest fucking thing known to mankind. These little killers are FAR larger than a modern military round (the caliber of 5.56 NATO is .22 while the caliber of a Brown Bess musket is FUCKING .75). If you compare being shot by a modern rifle to being stabbed by a knife, then bring hit by a musket ball is being stabbed by a fucking fist. What makes these little fucking murderers so deadly are the fact that they are large and slow projectiles, like a small cannon. Records from the American Civil War show limbs that have been blown clean off from the torso and exit wounds the size of grapefruits. Possibly the most brutal and badass innovation of warfare ever designed (as long as you don't get hit by one).
Continental Army Soldier #1: Holy shit, Ben was shot by a musket ball!
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?
by SteveHarvYeet April 17, 2019
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guacamole ball

the better way to name an avocado
I have a guacamole ball in the fridge that I will eat for lunch.
by guacamoleball123 June 10, 2019
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Cum ball

The ball from cum. It is very precious for you because you have take so much time to do your stuff and curve it in to the ball.
Yo, shit did you see my Cum ball? I think I have lost it.
by CumBallForLife September 26, 2019
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Plink balls

When ur flicked in the balls
by MetalElf5579 August 23, 2019
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Ball-Dead

The feeling of needing to go to the bathroom after getting hit in the balls.
Jerry made me ball-dead!!!
by Adb1002 December 13, 2017
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todds balls

They're just so damn loud
dammit todd turn your balls down
todds balls are ridiculously loud
its like theres a kiss concert in the mans ballsack
by toddsballsguyfeeding December 18, 2017
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