American

A person who should be banned from Earth, is a psychopath, does things no one ever does, and is just plain dumb.
A person who puts cereal before the milk

Bro, these Americans really think cereal goes before the milk!

by Scrolte February 6, 2024

American Treaty

A worthless treaty, typically worth less than the paper it is printed on. A treaty which almost certainly will be broken.

I am not signing this agreement with you, it's an American Treaty.

by Tom4P February 14, 2025

American Dream

Goin' to a ball game and findin' out there's a Subway in the stadium, so you eat a sandwich in a ball game

That dude, he's got a sammich, he is truly living the American Dream

by JEEFIN_TEETS May 7, 2018

American

Macdonalds guns and beer

You are American.

by Stg. Lildickyhead December 3, 2019

American Punishment

A punishment where one physically attacks or abuses someone to such a degree to the point where they are bleeding or have suffered multiple injuries, often serious. Sometimes accompanied by extreme insults revolving around being a shitty person

When I asked my girlfriend if I could give her abusive dad an American Punishment, she very enthusiastically said yes and that she’ll have sex with me 5 days a week if I did that.

by YuOfTheNight September 1, 2020

African't American

a Black person of African American that acts like a sterotypical white person

Tywan:Hey wheres Deandre

Sanita: He out hiking with his new frinds Jacob and Keith

Tywan:What! hes turning into a real African't American

Sanita:Not only that he ask me to just call him Andre now

by Gentleneal July 3, 2011

American level

A phrase used to describe the intelligence possessed by residents of the U.S., due to the obvious fact that Americans are whiny, stupid, gullible people who have the most inadequate heath care system on the planet, and also tend to "go all Tourettes Guy" on the most insignificant of situations. Boy, how fucked up are those douches?!

NOTE: This phrase should/does not apply to legal, illegal, or semi-illegal immigrants, as America is not their official birthplace...and if it is, well then, we bid you good luck with your otherwise shitty life!!!

Time to apply some 'American level' decision-making!

by Comedy on Wheels December 5, 2010