Straight Coming Out

The act of a straight person telling other people they are straight.

Since the world has been obviously dominated by gay men for such a long time, the expectation is that children will now be gay, so if you're not, you need to have a straight coming out event.

by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

donkey straight

Fucked hared than you can imagine

I'm gonna end you over a table and fuck you donkey straight!

by Donkeyer July 30, 2017

Straight-gay

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered male who dates people from the lgbt community

He identifies as straight-gay because he dates within the lgbt community.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

small straight

Basically another way of saying "big gay"

"You have small straight"

by Exterminate_all_thots May 14, 2018

super straight

when a transgender guy and girl have sex more than 20 times when not known they are both trans

"come fuck me" "i have to bring this out im super straight"

by ben laurin June 7, 2022

Straight smash

Eating like there is no tomorrow

im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds

by Sthomasbaby June 2, 2011

Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.

Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”

by peach_pit April 25, 2025