by acascusemay July 19, 2025
Get the starsmug. The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
Get the Star Spangled Bonermug. Diamond Dan he was the male version of Pat Benatar, the rock star famous for beating all the dudes on their own turf then walking over their flattened corpses, though he also thought of himself as part Mickey Knox and Mike Tyson, speaking of dropping bodies in a glamourous kind of way. This was a guy that didn't just like to beat people up for money from a club owner (as a freelance roaming cooler), no, this guy really fell in love with it.
by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022
Get the Rock starmug. 
by stnh February 28, 2025
Get the Star sends feet pic to wolf daymug. by Jupiter33458 February 16, 2015
Get the star burnermug. by JaxTheUrbanDictonarian. April 27, 2023
Get the Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head.mug.