bean bag burn

when you put your balls on someones head and shake them till it leaves an indian burn

i tea bagged a head and moved them rapidly on his head till it got a bean bag burn mark on it

by giggle nutts May 25, 2011

Bean Burners Syndrome

Flicking the bean after chopping anything hotter than a jalapeno with no gloves. Commonly happens when you are in a hurry to make salsa or some related type of dish.

Rachael winced as she flicker her burning bean, suffering from a classic case of Bean Burners Syndrome.

by SMData December 31, 2010

mocking my beans

Having someone scoff and doubt your intellegence out of turn or with no knowledge of the subject.

When I told my story about a 400lb stingray, Lonnie said "Ha not likely!" I said "are you mocking my beans?"

by luckylittleme June 18, 2009

Nescafe bean shaker

British slang term to describe (in past tense) an insult by using the hand in a tossing/jacking off motion.

Nescafe (pronounced Nes-caf-a) is a coffee, who's ad on TV used a man (Gareth Hunt) that shook coffee beans in one hand like he was masterbating (very funny)

You are driving your car and someone cuts in front of you sharply. Lean out of the window, extend your arm and yell 'wanker!' while curling your hand and moving in a fast wanking/jacking off motion.

You have just performed 'The Nescafe Bean Shaker'!!

Ben "I was driving this morning and some prick cut me up!"
Bill "What did you do?"
Ben "I give it the old Nescafe bean shaker out the window"
Bill "No really?! ha ha"

by Clintos May 25, 2007

Jewish Jumping Beans

A mockery of the saying "Mexican Jumping Bean". Some attempt to make another crappy jewish joke.

Bob: Hey look, a jewish jumping bean.
Everyone near bob: Haha.. no.

by Oz April 2, 2005

Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

A Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh that sometimes yells "OUCHHHHHHH!!"

"Excuse me Ma'am, I'm having some trouble finding a Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

by "Alright" October 2, 2019

Bowser's Big Bean Burrito

One of the most challenging levels in all of Mario Maker. A true test of skill that can only be beaten by a elite gamers. Legends say that obtaining the World Record for this level while blindfolded, will grant them the legendary item of spaghetti and meatballs.

But can you beat Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?

by PrimeBox99842 December 12, 2020