Ur mum

A insult to a person

Ur mum is so fat that bob the Builder say that he can’t fix it

by The bot April 5, 2022

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Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!

Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD

by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023

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Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale

Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

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Ur Brother Mother

The most dangerous of all phrases. A simple derivative of "ur mum gay" and "ur daddy lesbian."

Faggimus: Ur granny tranny!
Clitorimus: Ur sister mister!!
God: Ur Brother Mother.

*The Universe itself expands at a rapid rate and proceeds to become one black hole

by Faggimus Clitorimus May 11, 2018

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"ur family tree has stds" is truly the worst way to destroy someone in a argument way worse than ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian ur granny a tranny ur ur gramp a tramp family tree LGBT all combined some say this comback will put people in a comma so bad that you never wake up and forced into the fiery pits of hell

Tyrone: ur mom gay lel
Carl: ur daddy lesbian
Tyrone: ur granny a tranny

Carl: ur gramp a tramp
Tyrone: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur family tree has STDs
Tyrone: *fucking dies*

by Stevie Wondrhkktrhhtj May 25, 2018

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