tom cronin

a lad who can pull bare lasses when hes with a lass

omg peter is doing a tom cronin

by LOL_LOL69 May 7, 2023

Tom stubbs

Absolutely utter cunt

Mate:who’s that new guy Tom stubbs
Friend: He’s a bitch stay away

by Kenzgang69420 December 5, 2018

Unknown Tom

A Middle Aged Man; An Unidentifiable Furry Object

Catchphrase: "I am the bean man, my toes are made of beans"

Father: Oh my, you wippersnapping UNKNOWN TOM

Son: Thank you my griddy good father

by Unknown Tom May 23, 2023

Tom Brady

The Goat can overcome any opsticle

I wish I was Tom Brady but im not the goat

by pats fan88 June 6, 2017

Tom Parky

Tom Parky is sweet like butter. He even has a hit single "Sweet like butter". You can download it on iTunes or listen to it on Spotify. He is also Earlswood's manager.

Tom Parky is sweet like butter.

by Gary on Holiday January 5, 2022

Tom Moley

This is a ginger male who once had a mole on his penis, he has many moles over his body. He is a man of great stature but uses too many long words! Usually found in north Carolina or Gibralta.

Hey look at ginger Tom Moley!

by Blackdidi February 19, 2019

Mumkey Tom

A simple gorilla tag player, who complains every two seconds about delay

Mumkey Tom: OH FOR GOD SAKE I HATE LAG

Everyone else: Bro we just tagged you chill

by Creamy beans May 1, 2022