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Tom

The worst of the worst friends out there. Tends to be skinny and frail, thinks they are hot shit. Has horrible body Oder, and normally a small penis.
"Tom gets in car"

"Windows go down".
by Mr_damascus June 2, 2016
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Tom Holland

The Hottest Man in the World He Gets All Pussies And All Niggers Tom Is A Fucking God
by George Memeulous February 24, 2021
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Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.
Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!
by Göbert August 13, 2025
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Tomming

Touching people inappropriately and not knowing what no means while thinking you're cool by looking like Harry Potter when everyone else knows that you don't because you're a dumb fuck.
"Why are you tomming? That's not okay?"
"You were just tommed by that guy. Why was he tomming?"
by Beaty McMeat November 9, 2019
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Hot tom

I had some bad sushi last night and hat to drop a hot tom when I got home
by fuck you tom you piece of shit December 19, 2023
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Tom Holland

A wholesome human being who has a large loyal fanbase. Doesn't know how to say Croissant properly, says it like "quackson". Is Peter Parker in the most recent Spiderman movies. Has incredible chemistry with his co star and long time best friend Zendaya. He has been reportedly been dating Zendaya since September 2021 when they got papped kissing at a red light in one of their cars. Tom Holland has also been in Avengers movies and the film Cherry where he shaved his head for the role.
Tom Holland was seen at the set for Spiderman: No Way Home last Thursday
by thecherryontop77 May 23, 2023
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Tom Matthews

An absolute gimp who nobody likes. This gorm is only in the friend group to be abused and laughed at.
I like Tom Matthews but fuck Tom Matthews
by gwizzy726 October 17, 2025
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