Ryan

Ryan is the sexiest man you will ever see, he is a heart stealer with the biggest cock and balls you will ever see.

He is the best at basketball, soccer and cricket.
Saying you are a Ryan means that you will be a multi trillionaire within the next few years.
He gets all the girls but only likes one back (Atul's Mum).

Ryan Jones is a Ryan

by John big balls March 14, 2023

Ryan

A person that is so unbearable in your friend-group that you wish was gone, but stays despite everyone hating them

Person 1: hehehe!!!! dick jokes are sooooo funny!! penis
Person 2: shut the fuck up retard, you sound like a ryan

by new jigger October 24, 2022

Ryan

The most basic white boy name ever. If you know a blond/brunette white Ryan he is a basic little shit with the most basic named siblings

Ryan is a basic ass name.

by RyanIsABasicAssNMe April 8, 2023

Ryan Hall

cool dude👍

wow, ryan hall is cool.

by Pieguy69 November 23, 2023

Ryan Doll

A tall unathletic guy who smells. He also has sex with his dad.

Wow, Ryan Doll got a good grade on his test. I wonder if he had sex with his dad?

by goat_boi3 May 20, 2025

Ryan Lowe

Someone who holds children, juveniles, especially orphans in his basement, condoned by his father, the legendary John Lowe.

Me: omg I think there's kids in that guy's basement.
Other guy: must be Ryan Lowe

by JackoManBoy April 6, 2022

Ryan Konecny

A great man of excellence, who pounds vag like a master and is a symbol of great strength and power, everyone wants to be Ryan Konecny!

Ryan Konecny is a Great man of excellence

by Theman2020 October 9, 2020