beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

Beat The Volver

The new way of saying Flick the bean

Guy1: Did you beat the volver the other night?
Guy2: Mate, i beat so much volver it was unreal

by GashByTheMeter December 15, 2010

Selective Ass Beating

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.

"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"

by Dewayne?NoItsNot! December 3, 2023

Beat her face

She got face fu**ed

Bro I’m tryna beat her face

by Beat her face February 14, 2022

Fruit ass beating

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio

I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please

by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021

beat up max day

beat up max day is a holiday where people named max get beat up. it occurs every july 18th

Hey its beat up max day!
lets beat up max!

by thegamerboss2344 July 17, 2022

paper beats scissors

pacifist/left-wing dogwhistle for against fascism, from the idea of rock paper scissors, with the context of the peace sign (scissors) beats the nz salute (paper)

"paper beats scissors"

by eolsuo March 23, 2025