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Josh

The type of guy who only gets with women if they have a shed.
Hi my names Josh I’m interested in you;) but do you have a shed because if not that’s a deal breaker for me
by Denzel toe November 22, 2021
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Josh Cones

Large cock, very shakeable
Wow, look at that trick.. definitely a Josh Cones
by Josh-Jones Payne September 28, 2011
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Josh

Josh is an all round sick cunt with a huge donger and seems to sell drugs with his grandma.
Person one: Oh, who's that guy over there?
Person two: I don't know, but he seems like a real Josh
by BigDykNagar October 25, 2020
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Josh

josh is usually a typical gay best friend. nothing wrong with that however, he gets lead on almost every day.
"so do you like josh then???"
"no hes just a really good friend"
by swag1famalamdingdong November 28, 2019
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Josh

a a josh is either a hit or a miss.

but in this scenario, he is an absolute hit. he is the type of person who reminds u of a charismatic golden retriever. he smiles all the time and genuinely does no wrong in the world. he is the type of person u want to be friends with. a josh lives life in a positive manner and being around him feels like everything is okay. being with a josh feels like magic in the air. he is the type of lover you don’t believe exists in the world and the type of care a josh gives is rare. he looks like aqua man, without even trying. he lights up the room when he walks in. a josh is one of the sweetest, most caring, nearly perfect person in this galaxy. he is smart, talented in almost everything, loved by all. so if you get the chance to be with him, take it and never let it go.
who is the love of your life?

- josh is the love of my life.

what would you do to be with josh?

- everything and anything.
by horacetobijericho August 21, 2022
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Josh Needs a Boat

A cocktail made with black cherry vodka, sprite and blue curaçao; garnished with a lemon and cherry.
Hi, I’ll take a Josh needs a boat. I’ve had a long day!
by Bottomsup7 May 18, 2023
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Josh

A little bastard who loves to pick on girls but when it's a lad its a diff story. He's the scummiest person ever in the world and of existence.
Oh look it's josh he's probably picking on a year 5 girl
by Yesnowchednhaze April 23, 2020
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