Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.

This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.

by anonymous May 18, 2025

Crack-lit

A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget

Hey, look at that dumb crack-lit lets break his legs

by Matt stoney October 19, 2022

Crack is semi divine

Crack is semi divine

Crack is semi divine

by Real Alberto June 4, 2022

crack needles

A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.

"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking

by zorsnacks October 9, 2023

whip crack

The sound every episode of Johnny Test makes every 1-3 seconds

"I couldn't sleep due to hearing constant whip cracks from watching two seasons of Johnny Test"

by swag9001 June 15, 2024

CRACK BAE

It's a girl who likes to do drugs, and chill with her ,like, male partner and his male friends. And his friends just seem, like, chill with her. Usually wears- cute makeup, nail polish, one or two tattoos and/or dyed hair.

- "She is fine with living in like a shit-hole, or whatever." ~ M
- "She calls you 'man' or 'dude' or whatever" - ~ C

Guy 1: "yeah my girlfriend's a crack bae, but it's cool cause i get to like smoke weed with her and stuff"
Guy 2:"wow, that sounds cool, I wish my girlfriend was like that."

Guy 1: "she looks like she'd be a cow."
Guy 2:"nah man she's chill, she's a crack bae"

by Chazza G November 10, 2021

cracked

Your so good at something that you are basically a pro at it; you are cracked.

I just won this round on Call of Duty! Bro Im so cracked
No ur trash

by thequickthinker2020 February 26, 2020