Ham sandwich

That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak

Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now

by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018

willy sandwich

it’s a sandwich with a willy in it, then u add what ever toppings u like, such as mayonnaise,welsh,butter,ham,etc

karen: hey son what did you get in the cafeteria today?
jim: I got a willy sandwich for $1

by nattttaatata December 31, 2021

Diidiotźalad Sandwich

A sandwich composed of two idiots with a filling of salad between them.

Washington Post: a new meme format is taking the world by Storm. people around the world are voicing their political opinions by arranging a line of salad between dissidents and legislators alike. This is known as ‘Diidiotźalad Sandwich’.

by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022

Sandwich

Shorthand insult for "idiot sandwich", a phrase coined by celebrity chef, Gordon Ramsay.

"Don't mix ammonia with bleach, you freaking sandwich!"

by BBQfingers March 6, 2022

Making a hand sandwich

Jackin' off. Wackin' yo dick, if you will.

"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.

"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."

by NyanMax June 8, 2015

Egg Sandwich at Cracker Barrel

when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.

I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel

by gabe atol May 21, 2022

certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018