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Retard

TacticalInstict
TacticalInstinct is a retard
by TommyMartial May 28, 2022
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wee wee retard

someone whos retarded and in bottom set english
me: bff ur a wee wee retard
bff: no the fuck im not kill urself
me: ok mong
by ellolmao April 8, 2024
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Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.
"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
by null793 September 25, 2015
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Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
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retard-splaining

1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.

2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"
by BeezeChorger May 14, 2023
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